APRIL 14--Meet Tony Smith. The South Carolina man was arrested last night for striking another man in the face--with a four-foot python. According to a Rock Hill Police Department report, Smith, 29, hit victim Jeffery Culp "in the face with the snake's head" following a dispute at a Rock Hill hotel (Culp told cops he had earlier exchanged words with Smith due to loud music playing in Smith's room).
I wonder what kind of line Smitty used after he bludgeoned the Culpster with his python... "Tell me how my snake tastes?" "Snake don't lie!", "Snake always beats rat." I don't even have the smallest bit of sympathy for Jeffrey Culp. I bet he is one of those guys that calls the cops or the hotel desk to complain about loud music. Tony was probably just playing some AC DC to get his python fired up for a feeding or something, and Jeff had to go and ruin it so he could concentrate while he read his latest Dungeons and Dragons magazine.
Good riddance... Snake don't lie!
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