FAA Calls for Crackdown on Cockpit Distractions
Washington (CNN) -- Airlines should create and enforce policies to ensure that pilots focus on flying their planes safely instead of being distracted by laptop computers and other devices, the Department of Transportation's Federal Aviation Administration said Monday.
First bag fees and now this, what is the world coming to. Without laptops in the cockpit how are pilots going to pass the time? Instead of blogging and watching porn, the FAA now wants pilots to actually concentrate on flying the plane... Who does the FAA think they are?
If I was a pilot, I would be pissier than a vegan at a pig roast. It's like they are trying to suck the fun out of flying. What's next, stiff fines for joining the mile high club? It's bad enough that flight attendants average about 65 years old, but now pilots can't even watch re-runs of the office while they speed down the runway, its almost barbaric... BAR... BAR... IC
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