APRIL 22--Meet Philip Conran. In a bid to torment a female neighbor with whom he was fighting, the Connecticut man allegedly placed a phony Craigslist ad directing men seeking "group sex" to the woman's home, police charge. Conran, a 42-year-old chef, today made his initial court appearance in connection with reckless endangerment and harassment counts filed as a result of the fake April 5 online classified. Investigators tied Conran to the Craigslist "casual encounters" posting--which was purportedly placed by a "West Hartford soccer mom" and headlined "looking for lust"--through an analysis of records obtained from Craigslist and AT&T Internet Services, according to an arrest affidavit. When cops tracked an IP address to Conran's home, he confessed to posting the "party sex" ad directing men to next-door neighbor Terry Sharp's Dartmouth Avenue home
If you ask me this is a pretty ingenious plan... what better way to get back at an annoying neighbor than by getting every creep in the area to knock on her door expecting group sex. I'm half surprised they didn't nab half the local priest population in this sting.
Also, to give credit where credit is due, the soccer mom angle was borderline brilliant as it really drew in the unsuspecting sickos by playing on a common stereotype of the over-sexed housewife looking for love in all the wrong places. I can just picture these guys driving over to Terry Sharp's house in their 1970s astrovan blasting Stacy's Mom on their radio.
Where Phil "The Thrill" Conran blew it was using his own computer. It's like committing a crime 101 that whenever you are going to set something up or break the law, you never use your own phone or computer. I mean the guys down in the Connecticut State Penn must be laughing their asses off. Everyone from Tony Soprano to the Colombian drug lords knows to use a pay phone or a library computer... I guess Phil's excitement just got the better of him.
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I've got a theory that I'm pretty sure is 100% correct. Terry Sharp asks Phil to post her an ad because she's scared her husband will find her history and know that she's looking for the regular old tuesday afternoon gangbang. Phil being the great neighbor that he is obliges knowing that this broad is so ugly that the only possibilities she has are on craigslist where in the words of famed orator Johnny Drama, "Even a leper can get laid".
ReplyDeleteAs the guys show up and realize how busted she is and start to reconsider their decision, her husband shows up and she's forced to make up a story to get herself off the hook. Now he's left looking like Lee Harvey Oswald while she's over banging three guys on the grassy knoll.
Fight the good fight Phil, eventually you'll be vindicated of trying to help that vile swine of a woman
Spot on chap... spot on
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