Lesbian Chic

I have got to hand it to Zac Efron and Justin Bieber, these kids are pure innovators. My guess is these guys saw the kind of tail that Ellen was pulling (click for a look at Ellen's latest flame, Portia de Rossi) and decided they were not just going to sit by and let the lesbians have all the fun. It took some guts, but instead of going for the boy's regular or even a Seacrest style front spike, these guys asked their stylist to make them look like 50-year old lesbians... and look where it has taken them. To say these kids are getting more tail than a boy band would be like saying Lindsay Lohan has a little bit of a wild side. They are tearing up clubs like an angry John Daly and probably had to invest in WWE-sized tag-team champion belts to keep track of all the notches they are racking up. I mean my little cousins, two of the biggest sports fanatics you will ever meet, even want to get their haircut like this now. Seriously hoping that Simple Jane doesn't start hinting that I would look pretty good with a little more lettuce in front.