Friday, June 4, 2010

Woman Stops a Runaway Bus

Hero? Really Lori? This wasn't exactly "Sandra Bullock in Speed this bus is going to blow up unless I keep it going over 60 mph" type of heroism.... This was more of a "I put my foot on the break and stopped a slowly moving bus like any normal person would" type of heroism. Don't act like you just saved a bus full of kids because I'm pretty sure they could've survived the 5 mph collision. So while I'm impressed that you had the wherewithall to see the break and strength to press it, I think you should go easy on referring to yourself as "superwoman" for a while. And Keanu Reeves would never hook up with you either.

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