Nude Cleaning Service? Yes Please!

I admit I don't remember much from college. Between scrabble, monopoly, and empire earth, I usually had too much on my plate to bother listening to lectures. But one thing that resonated with me was that it is a waste of time to reinvent the wheel. To be successful, you have to either think of something new like a teleporter or make something that exists better like putting chocolate on a strawberry. Simple concept - difficult application. Which is why I'm so impressed with Kia Carrol here. She had two areas of expertise. The adult entertainment industry:

• High demand + revenue
• Expensive overhead
• Primarily male customer base blows money on it all the time but takes harassment from significant others who think it's a waste of money
• Stigma of trashiness attached to it

and the cleaning service industry:

• Low demand + requires competitive pricing model
• Men could do without the service - women love the help around the house.
• Not a glamorous or highly profitable business but certainly a well-respected profession
• Employees rarely wear bras anyway (as seen in Curb)

and she was able to merge them to create a stripper-cleaning lady powerhouse that satisfies all parties. Men are happy to reallocate their stripper funds to the cleaning lady with good upper body strength. The wives and girlfriends are happy that their countertops and toilet bowls are always glistening. The stripper-cleaning ladies have a job they can justify to their families. Kia can charge a premium for being awesome. And the little boys who fake sick on cleaning day get the strip club experience while in the safety of their own homes. Win-win-win-win-win situation if you ask me. Like killing five birds with one stripper. When can I invest?

sidebar: couldn't help but think of that Curb episode when Cheryl makes Larry give the cleaning lady a bra because she never wears one. Great episode because its a known fact that cleaning ladies never wear bras.