Japanese Professor Serving Some 'Spicy' Tuna

Teacher wants sex with students to say sorry for Japanese invasion'

A history teacher has apparently offered to have sex with Chinese students at her college in Japan to apologise for her country's invasion of China in 1937, it is reported.

Anri Suzuki, 24, from Tokyo - is said to have a doctorate in Sino-Japanese history, but said she had specialised in studying the Japanese invasion of China and was ashamed by what her countrymen had done.

She told the Chinese media: "We have to respect the lessons of history and although we cannot obliterate it we can try and make recompense.

"I want to cure the wounds of China with my body, and I offer to do this by having sex with Chinese students in Japan."

"I think it would be a symbolic compensation for them," she added.

I think this is another power play by China to one up everyone in the world. First we saw them one up the cigarette-smoking baby, now they’re trying to horn in on the US’s pride and joy— female sex scandal teachers.

Now your average run of the mill sex scandal teacher is after the young boy likely because she can’t get any in her own age bracket aka uglier than sin. So what does China do? Find themselves a spicy oversexed teacher that wants to proverbially fall to her knees to “apologize” for Japan’s horrible behavior.

Malarkey! There are three possible scenarios where this could happen.

A. 1. China is attempting to control its population by letting every college age boy have sex with one woman.

B. 2. Japan is using a new form of biological warfare to destroy China’s male youth (better double bag it boys)

C. 3. China offered a high-class Japanese prostitute a doctorate and a job if she would make them sound cool by wanting to bone Chinese students.

Any way you slice it... It might be time to transfer and see if she wants to “bury the hatchet” over pearl harbor and Hiroshima.