Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Why I hate the Lakers - Inspired by Ted Green (see link to his article)

#10. Late arrivals

#9. Sunglasses Indoors... Hey Jack we know your cool bro - you can take them off.




#8. Magic Johnson's analysis... Great player - horrible analyst. He called Rajon Rondo the best overall point guard in the NBA last week but then said that Deron Williams is a better all around player...in the same sentence.


#7. Phil Jackson's special high chair... Time to retire, Phil.






#6. Farmar's complaint that too many girls wanted him at UCLA.


#5. Sasha Vujacic...cried in 5 of the 6 Final's games last time around

#4. Gasol's mouth that never closes



#3. Kobe Doin' Work...I liked Space Jam better.


#2. Phil Jackson's bald spot - He's nearing Jean Keady territory with that comb-over.



#1. But if you want to be infuriated and really understand why LA sucks - the people, the city, everything - just read this gem: http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/sports_blog/2010/05/ted-green-your-guide-to-hating-the-celtics.html

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  2. If you want a clear insight into how retarded Ted Green is, you only need to read the first few sentences of his article. "Well, it's on. Is it ever. Or should I say, it's back on again. The two words in basketball that say so much and mean everything. Heck, they define an entire sport. Celtics and Lakers" Last time I checked Teddy that little phrase has three words in it. Simply brilliant journalism and kudos to the editors that couldn't pick up on the fact that a phrase has three words not two. Also gotta love the fact that Ted "Green" is hating on the celtics and even seems to have some self loathing as he keeps rambling on about how much he hates "Green". Here's a little psychoanalysis for you, your in denial and you hate yourself. Anyone who complains about the Celtics fouling without realizing that Kobe complains about any call ever made against him regardless of whether it is warranted or not is a full fledged dumbass. I mean honestly you think that the C's don't get called for most of their fouls, Kobe gets every call he wants and complains like someone pre-warned all the female hotel employees that he was staying there if he doesn't. So Ted why don't you take a little me time and go address why you hate yourself and things associated with your identity, nobody likes a self-loathing reporter.



    LA can suck it

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