In an ironic twist, it was discovered last night on Dancing with the Stars (yes I was tuning in to see Erin Andrews and Nicole the hot Pussycat Doll with a hard to spell last name shake their asses) that Buzz Aldrin is married to an alien. The moon man himself threw caution to the wind last night and allowed his wife to appear on national television. The creature appears to have mastered English, but linguistic skills cannot mask her other-worldly features. Pretty coincidental considering the amount of time Aldrin spent in Area 51, the space station, the moon ect. ect. wouldn't you say?
Monday, March 22, 2010
Buzz Aldrin married an alien
In an ironic twist, it was discovered last night on Dancing with the Stars (yes I was tuning in to see Erin Andrews and Nicole the hot Pussycat Doll with a hard to spell last name shake their asses) that Buzz Aldrin is married to an alien. The moon man himself threw caution to the wind last night and allowed his wife to appear on national television. The creature appears to have mastered English, but linguistic skills cannot mask her other-worldly features. Pretty coincidental considering the amount of time Aldrin spent in Area 51, the space station, the moon ect. ect. wouldn't you say?
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Kinda looks like a mix between Cruella Deville and Barbara Bush...
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