Kazaam!

In an effort to rejuvenate the franchise with some younger talent, Doc Rivers has brought in a 7' 3" powerhouse from LSU. At the tender age of 38, Shaq will bring the energy, passion, and youth that the team needs. Rivers was quoted as saying, " I love the video game Shaq-Fu, the movie Kazaam, and the song Phil is my father, (cuz my biological didn't bother)... He [Shaq] clearly gets what the young viewers want, and I think that his fresh legs and phenomenal free throw shooting abilities will push us over our last season's precipice."

SHAQ DIESEL... MAKE EM SHAKE, MAKE EM SHIVER