Monday, March 22, 2010

Competition: Repo Men or Hot Tub Time Machine?





It always amazes me how horrible some of the movies are that get pushed on the public. Right now you can't turn on the TV without seeing a preview for Hot Tub Time Machine starring Darryl from the office or Repo Men starring god knows who. I can't figure out which one will be more sickening to sit through. On one hand, we have Hot Tub Time Machine which is based on a Hot Tub Time Machine. You have to wonder what would possess someone to write this movie, but I guess this is what you get when you mix a hot tub with a crap load of drugs and alcohol. What really baffles me is how this movie actually made it onto the desk of an executive. Like we've all seen Entourage (which also kind of sucks now) so I know there are some Ivy leaguers running these movie companies so how can you explain this one? Snakes on a Plane, Pooty-tang, and every Tyler Perry movie all made a crap load of money so maybe setting the bar really low with a bad title and following through with a horrible movie really is a formula for success. But Repo Men is a whole different story. This movie is basically about some badasses who hunt down people who bought artificial limbs/organs on credit and defaulted. The Repo Men are responsible for hunting these people down and repossessing their limbs (repo men...get it). Sounds like a winner to me. It couples the credit crisis with the artificial limb industry. Talk about hitting home...I mean there is nothing worse then getting the balls up to go in for a new arm and then having to deal with those pesky debt collectors. BARBARIC! So what do you guys think? ...and more importantly, can someone explain the "purposely bad movie/movie title" phenomenon to me so I can quit my job and get rich?

Buzz Aldrin married an alien

In an ironic twist, it was discovered last night on Dancing with the Stars (yes I was tuning in to see Erin Andrews and Nicole the hot Pussycat Doll with a hard to spell last name shake their asses) that Buzz Aldrin is married to an alien. The moon man himself threw caution to the wind last night and allowed his wife to appear on national television. The creature appears to have mastered English, but linguistic skills cannot mask her other-worldly features. Pretty coincidental considering the amount of time Aldrin spent in Area 51, the space station, the moon ect. ect. wouldn't you say?

Friday, March 5, 2010

Jumping on the Barstool bandwagon

I haven't really payed attention to American Idol this year but I've caught a few of the front-runners on youtube. I saw Barstool's pick was Siobhan Magnus so I watched her performance and this girl is legit and her song choice was perfect. Sorry for the crap quality on the video...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9PeD_2hIbI&feature=related

Its definitely coming down to Siobhan and El Guapo Garcia... This kid is solid and he seems to have established a niche in the asian market..I'm pretty sure the chicks he is duet-ing with are the two best asian singers ever...William Hung's stock just went wayyyyyy down

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEEVZ0cZExA&feature=PlayList&p=A50764533BDA6609&index=40

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ae71k5VIRNw&feature=PlayList&p=A50764533BDA6609&index=41

There is no crowded like China Town crowded...My pick is Garces in a squeaker

Thursday, March 4, 2010

If your bored at work and need a good laugh...

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoID=2037239595

I think this is the funniest Will Ferrell skit of all time....OHHHHHHH PICKLESHOES

Not bad Joey McIntyre....not bad

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvwT6c0qshY

This video is a spoof on Mad Men - I don't really watch the show but it's pretty hilarious regardless. Plus one of the best singers of all time (Joey McIntyre) is in it and we all know anything he touches turns to gold.

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Who's better looking? Patti from Millionaire Matchmaker or Ed Big Head



















This lady makes millions berating her millionaire clients and the gold digging minions she gathers for them...
but I can't stop watching the show so here is my revenge. I'll go with Ed because I'll take the cross-eyes over the lazy eyes any day of the week.



Monday, March 1, 2010

Vajazzling

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnUloWnKjg4

I'm not really sure what I think of vajazzling. Don't get me wrong - I love Jennifer Love Hewitt's pioneer attitude and I think the concept is pretty hot, but aren't crystals pointy and coarse? I can imagine the emergency rooms are filling up with victims already and last time I checked a standard brazilian never hurt anybody so I'm kind of hoping that this trend dies. But I fear the vajazzling wave is going to be hard to stop with Jennifer Jugs promoting it all over Lopez Tonight....oh wait...she revealed vagazzling to the world on Lopez Tonight? Sleep easy my friends...